Guest Blog & Giveaway with Heather Marie Adkins

A Close Encounter:
My Funniest Halloween Memory
Heather Marie Adkins

    I grew up down the street from an empty house that the neighborhood kids swore was haunted.
    You know the house.  Permanently dark with broken windows covered by cheap plywood or ragged curtains.  Listing porch posts on a cracked concrete stoop.  Knee-high grass in the yard and a giant oak tree that never seems to grow leaves. 
    I ran with three kids back then—Pamela, Kristina, and Matthew.  We used to ride our bikes down the road and try to see who could go the fastest.  Usually it turned into “who could have the bloodiest injury”.
    Despite our thrill-seeking in speed racing, we gave The House a wide-berth.
    It wasn’t that we were chicken… Okay, yes it was because we were chicken.  We were just shy of ten years old.  At that age, you think you own the world, but in reality, the world just scares you.
    It started with a dare.  Doesn’t it always?
    There were a couple days still until Halloween.  We were on our bikes in the middle of the street just a couple yards away from The House.  Kristina—who wasn’t usually an arrogant twit—was in a bratty mood.  When I mentioned the 100% I got on my spelling test at school that day, she scoffed at me.
    “I always get hundreds.”
    Now, I’m very competitive about my grades.  School has always been a source of pride for me.  I might have snarled something not quite so nice at her.  You know how kids are.
    Pamela was the peacemaker.  Her peace offering?  “Let’s break into The House.”
    Oh dear.
    The details were worked out.  Why do it now when Halloween was only two days away?  Some of the high school kids usually busted out the basement windows on The House every October.  Easy-peasy for some pipsqueak grade-schoolers to get in.
    I remember it was a suitably chilly Halloween.  17 years ago, the month of October actually felt like autumn in the Ohio Valley.  Nowadays, it feels more like summer.  I met them in the street in front of The House; probably the first time we were ever bike-less together.  As far as my dad knew, I was at Kristina’s house.
    Night had already fallen, as it does so near the time change, and we were full of sugar—sugar that probably gave us a lot more bravery than we normally would have had.
    As we expected, one of the windows had been broken; it was even already open.  It was one of the kinds that flipped into the room, like an old schoolhouse window.  The four of us argued for a good ten minutes about who was going in first.
    It wasn’t me :)
    Matthew, being the only boy and thus the “bravest”, was forced in first. 
    “What do you see?” Pamela called, shoving her head through the window.  Kristina and I were halfway down the driveway (and I know I felt like we weren’t far enough away).
    His answer was unintelligible from my standpoint, but Pamela gestured for us to come over.
    “It’s empty,” she told us.  “Come on.”
    I admired her bravery then; I don’t think it took much to impress me as a kid.  Now, I’m pretty sure we were just stupid.
    It was ridiculously dark inside The House.  Kristina, Pamela, and Matthew had remembered to bring flashlights—I, however, had not.  (I’ve yet to lose that airheaded-ness.)
    It was a very innocuous basement.  There wasn’t any furniture.  There weren’t even any rooms.  It was a gigantic concrete box.  Light seeped through the dirty windows, illuminating the room’s only occupant—the water heater.  It did look suspiciously like a person hulking in the corner and waiting to gnaw on my shoulder, but I kept that thought to myself.
    Matthew had already walked upstairs.  I remember thinking how creepy his footsteps sounded above us because they echoed in the empty basement.  If we hadn’t known it was him, we’d probably have stepped on each other’s heads in our haste to exit back through the window.
    We three girls huddled together and ascended to the first floor, Pamela and Kristina’s flashlights playing over the walls around us.  It was freaking cold.  There was little temperature difference between the basement and the upstairs.  Probably because there were a couple broken windows letting in that lovely fall air.  Matthew was waiting for us at the top of the stairs.  He shined his light in our eyes.  Boys.
    The rest of The House was nearly as empty as the basement.  A single couch, covered in a thin layer of dirt and sagging in the middle, sat in the living room area.  There was a sooty fireplace in one wall but only an outline where the mantle should have been.  Being older and wiser now, it occurs to me the place had probably been foreclosed on—weird stuff gets taken by the angry owners.
    We wandered down the hallway and into the darker recesses of the house.  The windows on the bedrooms had been boarded—there was no ambient light, only the small beams of the flashlights to illuminate our path.
    One bedroom had nothing but a metal bed frame, minus the mattress.  Another had a single wooden chest—the kind my grandparents had that held all the extra household blankets (and mothballs). 
    The third was empty, and it was the only room to still have a door on the closet.  You ask why this is important, huh?
    Because no sooner than we had stepped into that room, the flimsy wooden door creaked open on its own.
    And now you’re wondering how this creepy story has anything to do with my funniest memory.  Surely, this must be my scariest memory.  Flimsy closet doors in empty, abandoned, possibly haunted houses should NOT open on their own.
    We screamed, turning to run as if the devil were lighting hell fires beneath our feet.  I had no flashlight.  I also had no coordination.  In the melee of scrambling down the hall, I tripped over a piece of warped carpet and went down hard.
    I was on my stomach and facing down the hall, towards the living room where my friends had disappeared.  I swear, I thought I was about to die.  I was terrified that a ghost was coming from that closet and it was about to swoop down on me and whisk me away.
    As I was pushing myself to my knees, something heavy landed on my legs.  I screamed again, and kicked.
    My foot connected with something solid and a reowr ripped through the air.
    It was a cat.
    I don’t know how he got into the house, nor why.  He was rather large, fluffy, and black as midnight.  And he was angry that I’d kicked him across the floor.  If looks could kill, his yellow eyes would have made me as stone-cold dead as The House.
    “It was a cat!” I yelled to the others before collapsing in laughter.  At myself.
    Of course it wasn’t a ghost.  It’s easy to let the imagination take over when you have expectations of a place.  I think a lot of our fears have more power than they should simply because the mind is powerful enough alone—couple it with irrationality, and we humans sure can be stooopid.
    It’s not a knee-buckling hilarious story, maybe—unless you’re me.  Then you realize you were terrified and nearly peed your pants over a cute, fluffy cat.  He managed to get over his anger and rub against me for a good five minutes.  Ah, the irony.
    It was the first (and last) time I broke into an abandoned house.
    I blame the cat.

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Heather Marie Adkins is an independent fiction novelist and avid bibliophile with the library to prove it. She writes across genres and began self-publishing her work in June of 2011—much to the chagrin of her mother. Heather has five published books and two more coming out this year. She loves to garden, cook, and travel, and would give anything to live in a cottage in Ireland. She currently resides in Kentucky with the love of her life and 15 pets.

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